Miranda is the name, and wasting hours on this stupid site is simultaneously my worst and best choice in life. I am 15, come from the land down under and i am a useless member of society

There is no telling what I will post so hold onto your horses

sealfie:

justin bieber is a prime example of somebody who should not be famous anymore

(via shavaughne)

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fartgallery:

secondstartotherightamirite:

fartgallery:

boo backwards is oob which is just one letter away from boob

boo is one letter from boob too tho

life is just full of miracles

(via shavaughne)

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unfollovving:

Santa is such a scumbag, he works one day a year and spends the other days judging you

(via shavaughne)

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snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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amelia-laelia:

Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when she found it not thinking if her kid took it anyways after her saying no and they ate it for dinner.

(via wasted--imagination)

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commandersheena:

israfel070:

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

(via saynotodrugsyestotacos)

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stoar-punk:

trashpunx:

shit-in-yer-cereal:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

how is he not fired

I want to be Shane’s friend.

I aspire to be Shane

(via canunotmywaywardson)

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vinebox:

when tumblr recommends a post and its actually good.

image

(Source: vinebox, via canunotmywaywardson)

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oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD

(via doctor-dildo)

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lembre-sedisso:


They have officially worn this man out.

Damn

lembre-sedisso:

They have officially worn this man out.

Damn

(via canunotmywaywardson)

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ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

(via shiggitydiggitydoo)

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officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

image

image

(via shiggitydiggitydoo)

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canadianslut:

Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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