Miranda is the name, and wasting hours on this stupid site is simultaneously my worst and best choice in life. I am 15, come from the land down under and i am a useless member of society

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

(via sleepless-melodies)

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Posted
3 hours ago
sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

HORRIFIC FACTS ABOUT ORIGINAL DISNEY PRINCESSES YOU DIDN’T KNOW
TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE, ABUSE, VIOLENCE
ALADDIN
In the original version of Aladdin, Cassim (Aladdin’s long lost father) gets killed by thieves. Cassim was a greedy man who sneaks into a cave to try and steal some gold coins.
He gets locked in the cave and some thieves come kill him, and cut up his corpse into quarters and place the dismembered portions outside the opening of their cave as a warning to future robbers.
CINDERELLA
In the original Cinderella, one of the step sisters slices of her own toe and the other her heel so they could fit into the shoe.
Cinderella’s magic bird points out the blood in the stockings, and each of the step-sister’s eyes are pecked out for deceit.
In the original story also, Cinderella slams down a large wooden chest down on her step-mother’s throat, killing her. 
SLEEPING BEAUTY
In the original story, a hedge grows around sleeping beauty’s castle. Men from all around come to see the sleeping princess but the brambles are so thick that they all get trapped and die a slow miserable death. 
In the original story also, the king rapes the sleeping princess. She’s impregnated with 2 twins. The queen attempts to slaughter the two babies and have them fed to the father. 
THE LITTLE MERMAID
In the original story, Ariel’s tongue is cut out. She lives in the worst kind of pain and her feet continuously bleed. The prince marries another women, and Ariel ends up committing suicide. 
SNOW WHITE
In the original version of Snow White, the Queen actually tries to kill Snow White 3 times. One by pulling her corset so tight that she passes out, another by brushing her hair with a poisoned comb, and a third by the poison apple.
Snow White was also inspired by a gruesome tale, of a young girl who gets made into a slave by a jealous wife. The wife thinks her husband is committing adultery with the girl. She makes the girl her slave and tortures and beats her everyday. 
She gives her black eyes and making her mouth so bloody it looks as though she’s been “eating raw pigeons.”
POCAHONTAS
In the original story, when Pocahontas was seventeen, she was captured by the English and held for ransom. Her husband Kokoum was killed and Pocahontas was raped repeatedly and consequently impregnated. 
She was forcefully converted to Christianity, baptized Rebecca, and quickly married off to an English tobacco farmer named John Rolfe to make the pregnancy appear legitimate.
SOURCE: X

I should add that the story of Pocahontas is actually TRUE

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

HORRIFIC FACTS ABOUT ORIGINAL DISNEY PRINCESSES YOU DIDN’T KNOW

TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE, ABUSE, VIOLENCE

ALADDIN

In the original version of Aladdin, Cassim (Aladdin’s long lost father) gets killed by thieves. Cassim was a greedy man who sneaks into a cave to try and steal some gold coins.

He gets locked in the cave and some thieves come kill him, and cut up his corpse into quarters and place the dismembered portions outside the opening of their cave as a warning to future robbers.

CINDERELLA

In the original Cinderella, one of the step sisters slices of her own toe and the other her heel so they could fit into the shoe.

Cinderella’s magic bird points out the blood in the stockings, and each of the step-sister’s eyes are pecked out for deceit.

In the original story also, Cinderella slams down a large wooden chest down on her step-mother’s throat, killing her. 

SLEEPING BEAUTY

In the original story, a hedge grows around sleeping beauty’s castle. Men from all around come to see the sleeping princess but the brambles are so thick that they all get trapped and die a slow miserable death. 

In the original story also, the king rapes the sleeping princess. She’s impregnated with 2 twins. The queen attempts to slaughter the two babies and have them fed to the father. 

THE LITTLE MERMAID

In the original story, Ariel’s tongue is cut out. She lives in the worst kind of pain and her feet continuously bleed. The prince marries another women, and Ariel ends up committing suicide. 

SNOW WHITE

In the original version of Snow White, the Queen actually tries to kill Snow White 3 times. One by pulling her corset so tight that she passes out, another by brushing her hair with a poisoned comb, and a third by the poison apple.

Snow White was also inspired by a gruesome tale, of a young girl who gets made into a slave by a jealous wife. The wife thinks her husband is committing adultery with the girl. She makes the girl her slave and tortures and beats her everyday. 

She gives her black eyes and making her mouth so bloody it looks as though she’s been “eating raw pigeons.”

POCAHONTAS

In the original story, when Pocahontas was seventeen, she was captured by the English and held for ransom. Her husband Kokoum was killed and Pocahontas was raped repeatedly and consequently impregnated.

She was forcefully converted to Christianity, baptized Rebecca, and quickly married off to an English tobacco farmer named John Rolfe to make the pregnancy appear legitimate.

SOURCE: X

I should add that the story of Pocahontas is actually TRUE

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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12115
Posted
3 hours ago

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

image

not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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21756
Posted
3 hours ago

benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

(via drsuperwholock)

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132065
Posted
3 hours ago

codependentbrothers:

ALERT ALERT ALERT 

HERE WE HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE CLEARLY SHOWING THE CHRIS EVANS LEFT BOOB SWIPE BEING PERFORMED ON ONE VERY OVERWHELMED AND CONFUSED SEBASTIAN STAN

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ALERT ALERT ALERT

(x)

(via foolishlycompletelyfallen)

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3503
Posted
3 hours ago

bennyslegs:

THE SHERLOCK PILOT WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED A TOUCH OF PINK??????????????

image

(via foolishlycompletelyfallen)

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901
Posted
3 hours ago

silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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49735
Posted
4 hours ago
feministcorna:

On some real stuff though! Yes women in Delhi are saying what NEEDS to be said!

feministcorna:

On some real stuff though! Yes women in Delhi are saying what NEEDS to be said!

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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40215
Posted
4 hours ago
chasingdreamsasiscream:

eleven49pm:

psychiatral:

Written by an 8th grader

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING

I’m blown away, wow.

chasingdreamsasiscream:

eleven49pm:

psychiatral:

Written by an 8th grader

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING

I’m blown away, wow.

(via petermorwood)

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335184
Posted
4 hours ago
princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this. 

princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this. 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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481413
Posted
4 hours ago

love-summer-love33:

I need to marry someone hot so our children will have a 50/50 chance of being hot

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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17697
Posted
4 hours ago
amazign:


djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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73217
Posted
4 hours ago
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