Miranda is the name, and wasting hours on this stupid site is simultaneously my worst and best choice in life. I am 16, come from the land down under and i am a useless member of society
There is no telling what I will post so hold onto your horses
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
|girl:||babe come over|
|boy:||I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple|
|girl:||my parents aren't home|
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
everyone always talks about jensen’s eyes
OH MY GOD I SEE THE SUNFLOWERS I NEVER SAW THE SUNFLOWERS WO W
S U N F L O W E R S
Jared’s eyes piss me off, like what the fuck color is that?
Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”.