Miranda is the name, and wasting hours on this stupid site is simultaneously my worst and best choice in life. I am 16, come from the land down under and i am a useless member of society
There is no telling what I will post so hold onto your horses
LET ME TELL YOU A THING
THIS IS A LEGIT THING
THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE
Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.
And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”
And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing
This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.