Miranda is the name, and wasting hours on this stupid site is simultaneously my worst and best choice in life. I am 15, come from the land down under and i am a useless member of society

sweptoutofmymind:

today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.

(via heythereitshahnia)

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reallylameblog:

trolliweirdlyawesome:

It’s called a crawler kiss

Man what the fuck

reallylameblog:

trolliweirdlyawesome:

It’s called a crawler kiss

Man what the fuck

(via voldesnorts)

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disowns:

image

when bae sets up a surprise date <3

(via hotpoultrywings)

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mcvirgin:

when someone say  ”you’re welcome” before you get a chance to say “thankyou”image

(Source: mcvirgin, via hotpoultrywings)

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marauders4evr:

asyouaredrivingmehome:

Do you ever wonder how Hogwarts would travel to another school for the Triwizard Tournament cause I think about it all the time

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(via heythereitshahnia)

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bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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pantsareunwelcome:

couldn’t afford a table, please have some dip

pantsareunwelcome:

couldn’t afford a table, please have some dip

(Source: kittesencula, via voldesnorts)

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

(via nebranska)

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partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez

partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez

(via foolishlycompletelyfallen)

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jaclcfrost:

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

(via nebranska)

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suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

(via foolishlycompletelyfallen)

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