Miranda is the name, and wasting hours on this stupid site is simultaneously my worst and best choice in life. I am 16, come from the land down under and i am a useless member of society

There is no telling what I will post so hold onto your horses

thesmokingwolf:

Martin Freeman in the "Over The Hill" behind the Scenes

(via natalietranlikesmariahcarey)

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16 hours ago
lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

(via natalietranlikesmariahcarey)

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17 hours ago

pizza:

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

(via fake-mermaid)

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17 hours ago

somethingclassier:

missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

Completely the truth

(via doctor-dildo)

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17 hours ago

comic-chick:

wombattea:

sizvideos:

How to catch an emu - Video

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.

(via petermorwood)

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17 hours ago
ihategardenfruit:

shjtty:

my stepsister thought this apple was real and she took a few bites before realizing it was fake

A FEW BITES

ihategardenfruit:

shjtty:

my stepsister thought this apple was real and she took a few bites before realizing it was fake

A FEW BITES

(via tyleroakley)

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17 hours ago

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via the-assbutt-has-the-phonebox)

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17 hours ago

shebachan:

farrox:

farrox:

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

image

I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT

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i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton

(via solarcrashx)

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19 hours ago

churchsext:

thelegendofsugarbear:

communistbakery:

we’re up all night to get l

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

(Source: communistbakery, via doctorwhothefuckareyou)

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