Miranda is the name, and wasting hours on this stupid site is simultaneously my worst and best choice in life. I am 16, come from the land down under and i am a useless member of society

There is no telling what I will post so hold onto your horses

dion-thesocialist:

Welcome to my twisted mind. Behold this picture of a white woman smoking. Lay witness to some pastel flowers. So fucking twisted.

(via the-assbutt-has-the-phonebox)

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kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

(Source: starvingartstudent, via natalietranlikesmariahcarey)

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sluttyoliveoil:

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

(via natalietranlikesmariahcarey)

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Taylor Swift discusses dancing at award shows on

"Late Night with Seth Meyers"

(Source: iiizzzunicorn, via solarcrashx)

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girl:babe come over
boy:I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl:my parents aren't home
boy:I know
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oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

(via allonsy-sherlock)

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thefuuuucomics:

new favorite twitter account tbh

thefuuuucomics:

new favorite twitter account tbh

(Source: crrabs, via trencly)

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honeybooboolovescheetos5ever:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

this would be amazing

(via steroidsinmacaroni)

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danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

(via fake-mermaid)

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smierc13:

gadreelybitch:

lil-aesthetics-n-hope:

spectaculacularmoose:

ghoulbriel:

everyone always talks about jensen’s eyes

but

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like

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dayum

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OH MY GOD I SEE THE SUNFLOWERS I NEVER SAW THE SUNFLOWERS WO W

S U N F L O W E R S

Jared’s eyes piss me off, like what the fuck color is that?

sunflower colour

marinar513 woah

(Source: steeverogers, via smaugs-gaydar)

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fateruess:

reqionalatbest:

I like how most band’s official twitters are all professional

they talk about album deals

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and shows they’ll be playing

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music videos

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and interviews

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and even collabs that they’re doing

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then there’s twenty one pilots

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(via solarcrashx)

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iwritefanficnot-tragedies:

iblamebuckybarnes:

unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

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(via smaugs-gaydar)

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